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The Boardwalk Exchange
A fictional tale by Jamie Ayling
****contains drug references****
Jamie Ayling of Hollywood Hogs is driving to the drug deal on her hog. The deal is going down on the Venice Beach dock. Jamie rides her hog along the boardwalk and parks next to the ferris wheel. Jenny is there waiting with the briefcase of cocaine and other drugs on high demand. Jamie dismounts her bike and walks up to Jenny. “Hello, my business partner”, Jenny says. “Hello, my business partner”, Jamie replies. Jenny and Jamie stand in front of the ferris wheel until the criminals arrive. Suddenly they arrive. They drive cars in which they can’t ride onto the boardwalk because they won’t fit and would probably break it. They park their cars and exit them. Then they walk the entire way up to the ferris wheel to Jamie and Jenny. The gang leader is holding a briefcase similar to Jenny’s. “I have the money. Do you have the drugs I asked for?”, says the drug leader. Jenny replies, “it’s in this briefcase”. The gang leader says, “okay hand it over”. Jenny says, “you first”. The gang leader says, “Hey I said no funny business on the phone call”. Jamie interjects, says, “Listen buddy, we have all the crap you did ask for on the phone so as soon as you hand over the cash we will give you the drugs exactly like we agreed upon. If you’re not going to be a professional we will end this now and ride our hogs off the boardwalk... now”. The drug dealer replies, “Alright, alright, fine. Here’s my briefcase”. He begins to walk forward towards Jenny holding the briefcase out in front of his body. Jenny does the same thing. They do a smooth swap of the cases and begin to back away. “That’s what I like to see”, says Jamie. “Agreed”, says Jenny. Jamie says, “I guess this deal is complete”. Jenny and Jamie mount their hogs and drive off down the boardwalk.Thank you.

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