Brain Heating
Some people live in the great outdoors, exploring na- ture’s offering of ancient trees and pristine lakes. Others live on the football field, practicing for the “big game” on freshly trimmed lawns with well polished balls. And, some live in their own heads, but not all heads are pris- tine and polished. Most, or maybe just some, are dark, dull and dim (some witted, some just dim). The explor- ers and the sportsmen and sportswomen have beautiful places to live, but how can those living in their minds have a more enjoyable life? With WMP’s Brain Heating Procedure.
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Science has shown that as the brain, not the head but the brain itself, heats a euphoric feeling comes over the human body, thoughts become less serious as it is harder to have thoughts, and the spine softens.
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For $500, or a payment plan of $500 each month over the course of a month, you can gain access to the WMPENESMCENESMENET’s Brain Heating system. After the one-day surgical procedure patients can heat their brain up 15 degrees fahrenheit.
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The Procedure
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After the head is entered and the skull and brain are on display the skull is carefully removed and replaced with a heating pad. A cord is plugged into the pad and dangled out the back of the head. The head is sewn up with the cord protruding from the back of the neck. At the end of the cord is a remote control with temperature settings and a second cable. The cable is to be plugged into a power outlet. WARNING: After procedure pa- tient’s head will be softer and more supple. If hats, headphones, motorcycle helmets etc. are worn after procedure patient will experience indents. A hardening cream will be prescribed by your surgeon and should be applied to entire head three times daily. After three months patients should notice improvements.
