Co-Founders in Milwaukee
The Co-Founders of the Hollywood Hogs with the Co-Founders of Harley Davidson
MILWAUKEE - 2022. Jamie moved to Milwaukee from Australia in 2021 because she wanted to study Harley Davidson at Marquette University. After she moved and applied for a full scholarship she found out they don’t teach Harley Davidson at that university or any of the surrounding schools. “What do you mean you dont teach hog? What kind of school is this?”, Jamie said to the dean of one of the schools. “I’m so sorry Co-Founder Jamie”, the dean said pathetically. He was so impressed with her credentials that he offered her a full ride but Jamie declined because they don’t teach what she wants
to learn (Harley Davidson). He begged her to join the school but she raised her hand and told him to “please shut up for a minute, I’m trying to think”. The dean wondered what she was thinking about until she walked out of the room and closed her eyes but kept walking. She walked for about 5 hours with her eyes closed until she felt something. A feeling. She stopped
in her tracks and opened her eyes. What did she see? There standing in front of her was an entire museum dedicated to Harley Davidson. “A Hog museum? What the hell is this?” As much as she wanted to go inside, she refrained and called her Co-Founder on the phone. “Jenny you’ve got to get to Milwaukee. There’s something I need to show you”. “I’m on my way”, said Jenny. Jamie went home and waited for Jenny to arrive from California.
The next day, Jamie stands at a street sidewalk wearing a black suit and tie and has butterflies in her tummy. Do you knowwhy? Because her Co-Founder is about to arrive. She hears
the rumbling in the distance. Then down the street she sees
a motorcycle hog coming round the corner. There’s a really tough and strong bearded man driving the hog and Jenny is sitting in the side car. He’s wearing a leather vest, his tattoos are showing and he’s also wearing a red bandana, while Jen- ny is wearing a black suit and tie just like Jamie is. When
they pull up, Jenny gets out and taps the man on the shoulder. “You just got brownie points for this one”, Jenny says. The man replies, “Anything for a Co-Founder of Hollywood Hogs”. Then he speeds off into the distance. Jenny and Jamie do their epic secret handshake and give each other a hug. “Good to see you again”, one Co-Founder says. “Good to see you too”, the other Co-Founder replies. After catching up briefly the Co-Founders go inside Jamie’s Milwaukee residence and they get changed into street clothes as to not attract attention from fans. Street clothes will allow them to blend in and look like regular civilians.
They rode on Jamie’s hog not to the Harley Davidson Muse- um but somewhere else first. A little hidden gem in downtown Milwaukee someone told Jamie about. It’s called the Potawota- mi Hotel and Casino. The Co-Founders sucked on lollipops and walked through the casino. After winning a few rounds of poker against some losers the Co-Founders got back on Jamie’s hog
Co-Founders inspecting the Harley Davidson Museum
and rode down the street to the Harley Davidson Museum.
The Co-Founders entered the museum and couldn’t believe their eyes. There were hog tshirts, toys and magnets everywhere. This was amazing! Could it get any better than this? A worker over- heard the Co-Founders conversation and came up to them. “Just so you know, this isn’t the museum, this is the gift shop. If you exit through that door, cross the road and enter that big door over there you will be in the museum”. The Co-Founders followed these instructions and couldn’t believe their eyes again once they were in the real museum. This was pretty cool but they liked the gift museum better.
As the Co-Founders strutted throuigh the museum they noticed something. There. Is. Hogs. Everywhere. It doesn’t matter what angle your head is turned at there is a hog in your vision. It re- minds the Co-Founders of their garages. They walk through the museum and see a massive photo of the Co-Founders of Harley Davidson. They ask a fan to take their photo.
They brought a tape measure with them to do some inspecting along the way. Everything was up to code.
The Co-Founders rode to a resturant and had lunch and Jamie
threw up. The end.