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Mark update
There have been two major Mark Zuckerberg related incidents which we will now report. Sources say on the night of July 17th, 2019 Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had a dream about Hollywood Hogs Co-Founders Jenny Dodge and Jamie Ayling riding on their hog motorcycles down Hollywood 401 Freeway and wet the bed from fear. A member of the Hogs rode by Marks home that morning and reported seeing Mark drying sheets (and pillowcases) on his second-story balcony railing. The second incident stemmed from an article the Co-Founders read detailing that Mark only eats the meat of animals he has killed himself. Mark tried to kill a cow with his own bare hands but instead wet pants and stood frozen in field. He is now vegetarian.
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